Thursday, August 24, 2006

3-way with Ricky Santorum?

I'm interested in the rebirth of Ricky. Normal Catholics aren't reborn, but this one has to (tack left) appear more moderate now, good with the environment, pragmatic in his approach to sucking George Bush's dick. I guess sometimes he doesn't finish, and that's when Georgie gets frustrated and looks for less high-profile Americans to fuck in the ass.

But I can't forget Ricky's eloquent arguments against privacy as a Constitutional protection on the Senate floor. Equating homosezuality with bestiality seems a bit fucking loopy. And his book calls for an end to women in the workplace. Press materials for that book said he knew it was extrmee, but he had to be honest. And when he drives home from Washington, he goes south to Virginia. Like he actually drives. So he's what- extremely moderate? He can live in Virginia, represent Texas, and get paid in PA?

Now get this: Ricky recently endorsed an approach to generating stem cells he's comfortable with destroying in research. All you have to do is create a modified human! If it's not quite hunman, he won't mind. But a real human like Terry Schiavo has no right to die. Mortality will be a crime, and cyber-geno-manic stem-cell parts cars are part of his plan? A second class of humans, and of course a master race?

As the #3 man (could #2 smell worse?) in the RNC, Ricky IS the Republican Party, and he IS responsible for ruining 50 years of progressive movement in government, he IS part and parcel with the K Street/Abramoff/DeLay/Ney/Ralph Reed dung heap running our country, the proxies of Texas maniacs.

These RNC feds botched Katrina, right? After Ricky's skillful appointment of incompetents, we can't ignore Ricky's earlier calls to disband the National Weather Service (Which accurately and adequately raised flags during Katrina's approach) because the Weather Channel can do the same thing for profit. Bush was told about it to his face, and we have it on video. It was hard to ignore, but Ricky, Georgie and the rest of the frat pack rose to the occasion. Watching it on TWC would have helped how?

Now he's trying to reverse himself symbolically to rebrand as suitable for high office. Just forget everything he's said, done, participated in, where he lives or who he breaks bread with.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

and let's not forget Ricky funding the Green party candidate (well, not Ricky per se, but his Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee) in PA to suck votes away from Casey.

Casey may not be a progessive's dream -- being anti-choice and all -- but he's better than Ricky Frothy Mixture.