Perfect, huh? It sounds so right. It agrees with everything we've seen for the past 5 years. Look out America, here comes Texas.
Texas, where the ubercrooked Tom (Developmental) DeLay used laundered money to create extra Congressional seats for the Texas delegation. Texas, home of lots of dirty Abramoff swindles and even the 'holy' Rex Reed's dirty fingerprints. Texas, where Jesus is in charge, and Satan leads the charge.
What am I talking about? This morning on CNN, I watched some footage of the previous night's Mardi Gras festivities, replete with a filthy Texas family carrying a sign in struggling New Orleans:
We're from Texas.
You OWE Us!
Anthemic, right? The Great Satan itself, descending upon us all in the guise of a state where most of the church-going happens, none of the forebearance and free charity.
I hereby invite Texas to secede from the Union. We get most of our oil from Canada, and most of our hairspray harlots, Sunday-school sluts, birdie-hunting empty-headed he-men and way, way too much talk.
Oops- forgot to mention the poseur Bush. Mr. Connecticut.
We owe them nothing but the back of our hand. Fuck Texas and the assholes it rode in on.
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