Yes, I wish I were a Republican. It's got to be easy- the answers are all so easy-sounding, especially when we don't have to resolve them with the world around us.
I wish I could support turning over Republican House Ethics to the Republican Executive Branch's Justice Department. That would be great.
I wish I could tear out a few lines of the Constitution, to better enable the Government to protect what's left.
I wish I were able to plausibly deny on television what I can't simply avoid talking about.
I wish I could revel in my psychotic anti-community paranoia, expecting the psychotic neighbors to also be Republican and therefore supportive of my psychotic anti-communityism.
I wish I could say with a straight face that torture, deceit, graft and downright theft are okay, as long as it's a politician and not ever a free individual. In fact, I wish I could hope the government would database us all and round up the diseentors so we could be truly free to eat each other's throats in peace, albeit conflict.
One thing and its opposite are friends of mine. I believe them both, but only enough to say so. I really have no heart or mind. Oops- I'm already a Republican! Nooooooo!
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Oh boy, here we are again still.
This is it. I'm coming back. We stopped posting when the spammer idiot pansies contaminated the blog with their simpleminded alternative to work.
I'm posting this small thing now to ping the thing that causes them to come. Then I will act to prevent it. Comments will be moderated if I can swing it, and if I can't we'll go offsite, to:
http://www.SundayMail.org
If you're articulate, angry about the campaign of ignorance, fear and failure the 'conservative' bowel movement is trying to enforce as the status quo, I invite you to contact me about participating. We'll schedule events, promote candidates, and we'll be sure to stuff a thumb into the eye socket of anyone who stares at the TV too long, sucking up all the garbage spewed by O'Really?, Faggity and the rest of the know-nothing parrots. Remember, they're TV stars in TV shows.
That's enough for now.
Wish me luck,
Joe
PS- if we can get some donations together we'll get a host.
I'm posting this small thing now to ping the thing that causes them to come. Then I will act to prevent it. Comments will be moderated if I can swing it, and if I can't we'll go offsite, to:
http://www.SundayMail.org
If you're articulate, angry about the campaign of ignorance, fear and failure the 'conservative' bowel movement is trying to enforce as the status quo, I invite you to contact me about participating. We'll schedule events, promote candidates, and we'll be sure to stuff a thumb into the eye socket of anyone who stares at the TV too long, sucking up all the garbage spewed by O'Really?, Faggity and the rest of the know-nothing parrots. Remember, they're TV stars in TV shows.
That's enough for now.
Wish me luck,
Joe
PS- if we can get some donations together we'll get a host.
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